21 August 2009

Things 2-year-olds like doing

M- and this scarecrow are now going steady...Sneaking off to leave a secret (and aptly named) number 2 in a potty chair*, despite months of using the adult toilet, so everyone else can be baffled for hours by the mystery stench that just won't flush away.

Now that I think about it, this is a pretty good prank, and I know I have a built-in scapegoat...



* In our defense, it's been used mostly as a stepstool for awhile now.

19 comments:

Middle Aged Woman said...

Step stool. Appropriate. Maybe she was just being ironic. You may have a prodigy on your hands!

Mama Dawg said...

Awesome. I've been sending mischevious vibes her way for MONTHS now and it's finally paid off!

You're welcome.

Russ said...

That's just wrong. Now I need to keep an eye on my boy.

Badass Geek said...

NICE.

Does she not have ankles, or are they made of rubber? Her posture looks impossible in that picture.

Neena said...

I think the scarecrow is in on something...

Muskrat said...

What's wrong with doing that? I love hiding poo. Often in the tank above the toilet (called an "upper decker").

William Sterling said...

Haaaaa! That's awesome. One more thing I have to look out for...thanks for the head's up!

Swirl Girl said...

She's two and doing it on the toilet?? Crap! You're lucky!

Mary said...

At least it wasn't in the potty for sale at the store. That's where my niece left her little gift.

Trooper Thorn said...

If you are going to try and pass of your dump as your toddlers, you need to eat some playdough and lego just in case the droppings are inspected.

Vodka Mom said...

THAT'S the girl I want in kindergarten!!!


lol

Christy said...

That kid has quite a sense of humor!

Laggin said...

Damn. That's funny.

Aunt Juicebox said...

LOL I'm torn between whether I'd be grossed out or laughing if I found that myself.

Youngblood4ever said...

Kids are brilliant.

Amorous Rocker said...

That's hilarious.

Joe said...

This is one of the benefits of reading the blog of someone with a child older than mine... I'll file this one away.

A Free Man said...

Man, I can't wait for potty training.

Sally HP said...

We do the same thing with our potty chair (stepstool, not mystery dumps), and I was just thinking that I need to get rid of it...you've just motivated me.