tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post5218379048346262651..comments2023-09-12T04:13:03.469-05:00Comments on LiteralDan: Things that amuse me, Vol. 7LiteralDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-85856105709094745492011-05-10T22:04:40.742-05:002011-05-10T22:04:40.742-05:00We FORGOT to do an Easter basket! As such, I am fo...We FORGOT to do an Easter basket! As such, I am forbidden from eating the candy until we do make an Easter basket. The logic (wife's, of course) is that he's too young to realize it's not Easter anymore.Irrational Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04701066159275266042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-74716455423588655182011-05-01T11:42:10.125-05:002011-05-01T11:42:10.125-05:00My after easter bunny's work is nearly done.My after easter bunny's work is nearly done.Mrs. B. Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07523283961030307659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-67252744810004776242011-04-29T13:46:10.922-05:002011-04-29T13:46:10.922-05:00You have to teach your children to eat all the can...You have to teach your children to eat all the candy and quickly to defeat the after easter bunny. Or they may figure that out on their own in a year.<br />Hey, toughen that baby up.Marynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-56843476918979955882011-04-29T06:13:44.182-05:002011-04-29T06:13:44.182-05:00What about poking myself in the eye as I do my hai...What about poking myself in the eye as I do my hair in the morning? Any sympathy there? No? Thought so.be terrified for no reason.<br /><br />So, is D- worried about what might happen here? That's exactly the kind of anxiety my son would hold onto at that age, andunmitigated mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901264130484454602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-45816835568438592602011-04-29T05:22:19.887-05:002011-04-29T05:22:19.887-05:00That crying after punching myself in the face thin...That crying after punching myself in the face thing doesn't work so well as an adult. Try that in a business meeting ONCE, and man, people just hate on you...Irish Gumbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386134334156997186noreply@blogger.com