tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post6070770457051215769..comments2023-09-12T04:13:03.469-05:00Comments on LiteralDan: A rhetorical what??LiteralDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-75115624442490154992008-07-06T16:46:00.000-05:002008-07-06T16:46:00.000-05:00Jennifer: Well, thank you-- I should produce some ...<B>Jennifer:</B> Well, thank you-- I should produce some kind of series of TV specials about these kinds of things. They'll make me a millionaire!!<BR/><BR/>What's that you say? ... Damn.<BR/><BR/><B>TentCamper:</B> Unintentionally? I highly doubt it's unintentional most of the time. I can't tell you how many times D- has told me I was wrong about something, with a smug look you wouldn't think a 3/4-year-old could muster, and I also can't tell you how frustrating it was the few times he was right.<BR/><BR/><B>Middle-Aged woman:</B> Oh man, I hate when kids do stuff like that. Sometimes, it just makes you wanna act like twice the child to throw it back in their faces.<BR/><BR/>I hope I mature fast enough to not be a worse teenager than my kids when they're teenagers.<BR/><BR/><B>TerriRainer:</B> Small children, and a few slow-witted adults I've met. Gotta love those folks.<BR/><BR/><B>Natalie:</B> If I were him, I'd still be laughing about it, though never out loud whenever you were pregnant, feeling bloated, or basically any time you were female.<BR/><BR/><B>MamaNeena:</B> We're a family that wears our genetics on our sleeves, so to speak. When we have tiny Dan and tiny J- in tow, you'd think we were fabulously wealthy scamps who had ourselves cloned so we could harvest them for organs whenever necessary.<BR/><BR/>But you'd be odd to think that, because if we were so wealthy, why would we bother taking clones of such unpleasant people around with us anywhere?<BR/><BR/><B>Trooper Thorn:</B> It's an important time in every child's life. I think D- may get there a bit before 12, though. He's always been advanced with things like that. (single proud tear)LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-24141651713688608332008-07-06T13:05:00.000-05:002008-07-06T13:05:00.000-05:00Kids don't learn how to be passive-aggressive unti...Kids don't learn how to be passive-aggressive until they hit 12. Until then, other's p-a remarks just don't make any sense.Trooper Thornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09914276373305636583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-25533520079298272992008-07-05T19:09:00.000-05:002008-07-05T19:09:00.000-05:00Ya can't escape those genetics no matter how hard ...Ya can't escape those genetics no matter how hard you try! <BR/><BR/>Nice to meet you, Literal Jr.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-21712800995688932722008-07-05T14:32:00.000-05:002008-07-05T14:32:00.000-05:00we left our kids with my parents and took a weeken...we left our kids with my parents and took a weekend trip when my 12 year old was 3. the day we got home my dad told my son that he was going to the airport to pick me up. my son thought for a minute and said, "no, you can't pick her up she's too heavy." my dad laughed about that for a long time.Nataliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01225456755011937217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-91732720821951463002008-07-05T12:53:00.000-05:002008-07-05T12:53:00.000-05:00Leave it to small children to state the obvious! G...Leave it to small children to state the obvious! <BR/><BR/>Gotta love it!<BR/><BR/>:) TerriTerriRainerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301763290901887933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-53851704796979846732008-07-05T12:16:00.000-05:002008-07-05T12:16:00.000-05:00When 18-year-old-Girl was a little kid, I asked he...When 18-year-old-Girl was a little kid, I asked her to behave. She replied, rather indignantly, "I AM being hayve!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-54421947849955734562008-07-05T12:00:00.000-05:002008-07-05T12:00:00.000-05:00Gotta love it. I like itwhen the kids unintention...Gotta love it. I like itwhen the kids unintentionally make adults look like asses. Cracks me up.TentCamperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00911767583033104298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-61705507632847594082008-07-05T10:34:00.000-05:002008-07-05T10:34:00.000-05:00LOL! I love "kids say the darndest things" storie...LOL! I love "kids say the darndest things" stories--and that was a good one!!Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13169651319563063662noreply@blogger.com