tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post8747731001893093041..comments2023-09-12T04:13:03.469-05:00Comments on LiteralDan: Awkward moments, Vol. 1LiteralDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-68522556983321473652009-05-12T13:01:00.000-05:002009-05-12T13:01:00.000-05:00My nine year old told my six year old that he didn...My nine year old told my six year old that he didn't need to worry because swine flu only kills Mexicans.Laugh, Momhttp://laughmom.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-89891437551007956782009-05-12T11:22:00.000-05:002009-05-12T11:22:00.000-05:00I'd love to have a little small talk in the checko...I'd love to have a little small talk in the checkout line. Once I get to that point in the shopping process, my (nearly) two-year-old has had it and acts accordingly.dead beat daddy-ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15014451998567671715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-50043377499488322992009-05-11T23:04:00.000-05:002009-05-11T23:04:00.000-05:00Never fear... whenever* you need him, Busman will ...Never fear... whenever* you need him, <B>Busman</B> will find you!<br /><br /><br />-----<br /><I>* Provided you live within 2 miles of a bus stop, or 1 mile from the late-night line if you need him after 10:30.<br /><br />Unless you live in a bad neighborhood... then you'll need to wait at a Starbucks or something somewhere on the right side of the tracks.</I>LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-49187208959521096742009-05-11T03:48:00.000-05:002009-05-11T03:48:00.000-05:00All it takes is an audience!All it takes is an audience!Zip n Tizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14760606219381683552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-33042269065298304432009-05-10T19:26:00.000-05:002009-05-10T19:26:00.000-05:00My 92-year old grandma STILL remembers my now 17-y...My 92-year old grandma STILL remembers my now 17-year old son pointing at a liver-spotted man in a restaurant and calling him a cheetah. Very loudly. The thing is... until your kid does something like that, there's really no way to tell them NOT to!Heather Dugan (Footsteps)http://www.heatherdugan.com/blog/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-820135491116499132009-05-09T23:27:00.000-05:002009-05-09T23:27:00.000-05:00Wow! That's hilarious. For me, of course; not for ...Wow! That's hilarious. For me, of course; not for you :) Thanks!Mrs4444https://www.blogger.com/profile/06426176094895489541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-79129896687568005722009-05-08T22:40:00.000-05:002009-05-08T22:40:00.000-05:00BUSMAN! I just spewed wine all over my computer s...BUSMAN! I just spewed wine all over my computer screen. <br /><br />THANKS, LiteralDan.Andrea's Sweet Lifehttp://blog.sweetlifesite.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-60042315590069663242009-05-08T17:13:00.000-05:002009-05-08T17:13:00.000-05:00I cannot wait to see what your daughter says when ...I cannot wait to see what your daughter says when her vocab increases even more!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-2832386883400835742009-05-08T15:28:00.000-05:002009-05-08T15:28:00.000-05:00Oh my God, I'm laughing so hard right now and it's...Oh my God, I'm laughing so hard right now and it's because I FEEL YOUR PAIN. <br /><br />My kids are constantly engaging in inappropriate and embarrassing debates and/or monologues in public. And then when I try to shush them on the sly they start yelling, "Why Mommy?!! Why do we have to stop talking about that lady in the wheelchair?!!! <br /><br />The boy/girl debate has happened more than once. It makes me want to die every time.blissfully caffeinatedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00857689482419899398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-12447536956326852882009-05-08T15:26:00.000-05:002009-05-08T15:26:00.000-05:00You're right. BusMan? Probably not appropriate...I...You're right. BusMan? Probably not appropriate...I remember that when my daughter was little any person that we passed who happened to be smoking a cigarette, holding a cigarette, or exhaling in freezing temperatures would be treated to a very loud chorus of, "that GUY has a smoke-ah! ("smoker" meaning cigarette) He's gonna DIE!<br /><br />Fun times, for sure.Christyhttp://whatchristywrites.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-22451961909033761162009-05-08T13:09:00.000-05:002009-05-08T13:09:00.000-05:00Right. You know my son mistook two Muslim women's...Right. You know my son mistook two Muslim women's headscarves as bandannas and called them "pirates"? I feel your pain.Momo Falihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09735425888226178189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-35031450662775497382009-05-08T10:48:00.000-05:002009-05-08T10:48:00.000-05:00I'm so glad to be back at LiteralDan. That vacati...I'm so glad to be back at LiteralDan. That vacation was hell. And I could have totally missed out on BusMan.Reneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07078121470738690827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-37126161397369221602009-05-08T10:42:00.000-05:002009-05-08T10:42:00.000-05:00OMG that is so funny. Well, funny for us. No doubt...OMG that is so funny. Well, funny for us. No doubt at the time you wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Yep, I remember those days.<br /><br />Once, when my son was small, maybe 4 years old or so (he's 26 now!). We were in a restaurant with a large group of family members (about 14 of us or so). Right in the middle of brunch, my son asked in a very loud voice (of course): "Mommy, what are breasts for?" Yes, the entire restaurant heard him, in addition to the various aunts, uncles, cousins and grandparents that were there. *sigh*. <br /><br />Your only hope is that one day, their children will embarrass the shit out of them and you will laugh your ass off. LOLBookwormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11607599900573988844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-25559226634537968912009-05-08T08:03:00.000-05:002009-05-08T08:03:00.000-05:00Kids can really embarass the crap out of you. I w...Kids can really embarass the crap out of you. I was at Karate when Princess Persistent pointed to one of the bald dads and said VERY LOUDLY: "Mom that man has no hair!"<br /><br />Thankfully the dad laughed nicely about it.Another Suburban Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16120153702254735445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-54803385563368294852009-05-08T04:44:00.000-05:002009-05-08T04:44:00.000-05:00My best friend is a hair stylist at the base barbe...My best friend is a hair stylist at the base barber shop and we occasionally will pop in to say hi. Well she was doing the hair of a LADY with really short hair and my 5 year old kept referring to her as a him. I wanted to die.Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16973125452842612070noreply@blogger.com