tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post1910387250527089245..comments2023-09-12T04:13:03.469-05:00Comments on LiteralDan: I had to wash my hands, anywayLiteralDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-47041195975025831192009-11-06T14:56:36.138-06:002009-11-06T14:56:36.138-06:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-88102298455321390342008-06-05T20:37:00.000-05:002008-06-05T20:37:00.000-05:00For all the "lol"s I've typed out in my life, I ca...For all the "lol"s I've typed out in my life, I can promise you that I actually laughed out loud at this.<BR/><BR/>Your husband is my new hero, and I have one question for him (like the all-knowing shaman at the mountaintop temple)-- had he seen Caddyshack before that point, or was he just born awesome?LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-40557278704274669392008-06-05T20:05:00.000-05:002008-06-05T20:05:00.000-05:00OMG, Dan; that was so priceless! Once again, you ...OMG, Dan; that was so priceless! Once again, you took me all the way down the road before I realized I had even left :) <BR/><BR/>This reminds me of a story from Mr.4444's childhood. It was the old "roll up a hunk of brownie and drop it on the livingroom floor when mom's not looking" trick. He then blamed it on the dog, carefully picked it up, and took a BITE! His mom almost had a heart attack!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-64754617421860551412008-06-05T13:40:00.000-05:002008-06-05T13:40:00.000-05:00Oh, I got the reference, my friend-- how could one...Oh, I got the reference, my friend-- how could one forget that routine? I couldn't think of another universally recognizable Gaffigan reference, short of "Meow" for "Now", so I just went deeper into the Hot Pockets routine to pull out a reliable diarrhea reference.<BR/><BR/>Man, that word is just comedy gold, I tell you.LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-14641269759854687332008-06-05T13:35:00.000-05:002008-06-05T13:35:00.000-05:00Dan Dan Dan....How quickly we forget. Caliente Po...Dan Dan Dan....How quickly we forget. Caliente Pockets was an homage to our shared likes of Jim Gaffigan. I knew I'd like you once I saw that you liked him.<BR/><BR/>You had better not be picking up the soft, steamy kind.Petite G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05450190026478677908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-39556814776783299452008-06-05T13:30:00.000-05:002008-06-05T13:30:00.000-05:00Jillian: Thank you, thank you. But I don't think t...<B>Jillian:</B> Thank you, thank you. But I don't think there were any Caliente Pockets involved here, or there's no way I would have made this mistake, or been able to pick up the results.... Ew.<BR/><BR/><B>insane mama:</B> That sounds awesome! Cow patties-- is there anything they CAN'T do??<BR/><BR/>Don't worry about writing about me, I don't mind. Glad you like flingin' poop as much as the next... select person who finds this amusing.<BR/><BR/><B>MamaNeena:</B> Oh man, that's a rookie mistake. That had to be during your first go 'round, or else you were just distracted and not thinking about what you were being asked to do. Nothing good would come of such a thing.<BR/><BR/><B>SherE1:</B> I'm not sure when I'll picking up any more sticks, but when I do (I know I will-- I have another kid to raise, after all), I will definitely be more selective.<BR/><BR/><B>Kandace:</B> Hmmm... maybe there's something to this...<BR/><BR/><B>swile67:</B> Poop by any time!<BR/><BR/>Too bad Blogger is being weird for you<BR/><BR/><B>Always Home and Uncool:</B> They don't call it the Golden Rule for nothing. Or wait, I can never keep the Fundamental Rules of Life straight.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for swinging back-- I liked your blog, most especially the name. For some reason, I can identify...<BR/><BR/><B>RC:</B> A girl who loves potty humor is a rare gem-- you may be setting your son up for a lifetime or frustration and disappointment. You should make this a screening qualification for his potential suitees in the future.LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-85182389687309689132008-06-05T11:35:00.000-05:002008-06-05T11:35:00.000-05:00Just dropping by, and I have to say this was HILAR...Just dropping by, and I have to say this was HILARIOUS! Very funny & I've so been there (yes, I'm a girl, but love potty humor with the rest of them, & can't wait until my son is a little older so I can fully corrupt him) - only it was my cat's poop. Aak.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-53771237469537140732008-06-05T10:48:00.000-05:002008-06-05T10:48:00.000-05:00Classic. Poop never fails to produce a laugh.BTW, ...Classic. Poop never fails to produce a laugh.<BR/><BR/>BTW, congrats on your well deserved honor and thanks for swinging by my blog.<BR/><BR/>Cheers.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-78927761448532681762008-06-05T04:54:00.000-05:002008-06-05T04:54:00.000-05:00i can't stop laughing either...great post..thanks ...i can't stop laughing either...great post..thanks for popping ( oops..hopefully i spelled that right ...it is so close to the exrement you are talking about...heheheh)by my blog and for the tips to correct my post...it actually didn't work like you thought but i believe the posting is in order!!swilekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17899156199746163443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-50463474852854294472008-06-04T16:42:00.000-05:002008-06-04T16:42:00.000-05:00I agree with Mamadawg - BEST HUMAN TRICK EVER!I agree with Mamadawg - BEST HUMAN TRICK EVER!One Crazy Chick!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06071934037534209757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-14253853204545147152008-06-04T15:47:00.000-05:002008-06-04T15:47:00.000-05:00That was definitely kharma! Try to be more discer...That was definitely kharma! Try to be more discerning when picking up those "sticks" from now on, mkay?SherE1https://www.blogger.com/profile/05174348632059084216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-929768110811510302008-06-04T15:19:00.001-05:002008-06-04T15:19:00.001-05:00I find this hilarious and totally disgusting at th...I find this hilarious and totally disgusting at the same time. Probably because similar 'poo' situations have happened to me since becoming a parent. I will even admit that I actually fell for a two year old's game of 'smell my finger.' Enough said!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-35876487752652754732008-06-04T15:19:00.000-05:002008-06-04T15:19:00.000-05:00Hey Dan, I just wrote about you on my blog.. the w...Hey Dan, I just wrote about you on my blog.. the whole poop thing go check it out! and sorry, I guess I should asked firstInsane Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772208953959596713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-24745432475046288032008-06-04T14:16:00.000-05:002008-06-04T14:16:00.000-05:00Ass bling can be found in your local Mules & More ...Ass bling can be found in your local Mules & More magazine...or on my blog under Assholes for Sale. Good stuff.Petite G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05450190026478677908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-37262206202779060772008-06-04T13:21:00.000-05:002008-06-04T13:21:00.000-05:00YOu know, my dad used to find it amusing to throw ...YOu know, my dad used to find it amusing to throw "cow Patties" at us, he would fling them at us like frisbees.<BR/>This must be a guy thingInsane Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772208953959596713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-26323492923423637042008-06-04T12:13:00.000-05:002008-06-04T12:13:00.000-05:00I just want to say "Caliente Pockets." You've got...I just want to say "Caliente Pockets." You've got a gift man.Petite G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05450190026478677908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-47229687453810311402008-06-04T12:08:00.000-05:002008-06-04T12:08:00.000-05:00Darn...now I gotta figure out something to top my ...Darn...now I gotta figure out something to top my post about you to rise up again. <BR/><BR/>Hmmm....gotta think on this one.Mama Dawghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-80973116722682686922008-06-04T12:06:00.000-05:002008-06-04T12:06:00.000-05:00Mama Dawg: You just got bumped down a couple pegs ...<B>Mama Dawg:</B> You just got bumped down a couple pegs on my minion ladder, lady.<BR/><BR/><B>Christy:</B> But I'm a real grown-up now, not just a kid who acts like one. Doesn't that count?<BR/><BR/>"At" is such a strong word-- I was only gonna toss it towards him to make him jump back in shock and disgust. Gee whiz, ma'am.<BR/><BR/><B>Mama Dawg:</B> Well, to be fair, I have no way of verifying my estimate. I haven't been able to get in touch with my people for awhile, to fire them for not making me rich and famous yet.<BR/><BR/><B>Mary:</B> Oh come on, as they say-- Everyone Poops!<BR/><BR/><B>Kori:</B> Decaf or regular? I wonder which would burn more. I'd be tempted to throw it if I hadn't already dropped it with the same level of disgust I had been hoping to elicit from him, but then there might be genuine grounds to bring charges against me as an awful parent someday, you know? Don't make it easy for 'em!<BR/><BR/><B>Rikki:</B> Yeah, I'm still nursing my wounds. I have to concede, it was an appropriate place for that bite.LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-43961418368683491202008-06-04T10:00:00.000-05:002008-06-04T10:00:00.000-05:00Oh man, kharma just bit you square in the ass! Th...Oh man, kharma just bit you square in the ass! That is hilarious. Great way to start the day, thanks!Rikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14025201939720600124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-71102972201261596082008-06-04T09:50:00.000-05:002008-06-04T09:50:00.000-05:00Thanks; just blew coffee out my nose. Laughing. ...Thanks; just blew coffee out my nose. Laughing. And you are clearly a better parent than I, as I probably still would have thrown it. Hey, I have a toddler; I ALWAYS have wipes in my purse.Korihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17523892197119604721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-86280469927441839882008-06-04T09:15:00.000-05:002008-06-04T09:15:00.000-05:00EwwwwwwEwwwwwwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-32949079208890798622008-06-04T08:51:00.000-05:002008-06-04T08:51:00.000-05:00Oh, by the way...you may want to call Letterman. T...Oh, by the way...you may want to call Letterman. That trick of guessing the weight and kind of dog by the size of its poo has to be by far the best Stupid Human Trick EVER!<BR/><BR/>I get 10% of any and all profits made from any endeavors you undertake with this newfound talent. <BR/><BR/>Have your people call my people.Mama Dawghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-35034489418399080792008-06-04T08:36:00.000-05:002008-06-04T08:36:00.000-05:00Okay, I'm a little stuck on the "big 2-7" b/c I ju...Okay, I'm a little stuck on the "big 2-7" b/c I just turned the really big 3-6, and I'm still crying myself to sleep every night over it...just don't use "big" and you know, ANY number in the 20s in the same sentence, mmk? Thanks.<BR/><BR/>Now, I'm glad that you realized that it was actually poop you were holding before you threw it at your son...HOWEVER, I love that you were willing to throw something at him just to amuse yourself! You are my parenting soul mate. MUHAHAHAHA.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-78284049679313406672008-06-04T07:57:00.000-05:002008-06-04T07:57:00.000-05:00Oh, man.....I can't stop laughing. Serves you righ...Oh, man.....I can't stop laughing. <BR/><BR/>Serves you right.Mama Dawghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147noreply@blogger.com