tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post2464055214561355735..comments2023-09-12T04:13:03.469-05:00Comments on LiteralDan: One way to offend your wifeLiteralDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-75973333444572960582008-12-13T13:06:00.000-06:002008-12-13T13:06:00.000-06:00She'll be fighting off my husband to get her hands...She'll be fighting off my husband to get her hands on the sugar.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-63514561915829413202008-12-10T19:59:00.000-06:002008-12-10T19:59:00.000-06:00Ha! Cut-down contests strengthen marriages.Ha! Cut-down contests strengthen marriages.Michael from dadcation.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09961356620989366475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-33395633323153549222008-12-10T13:17:00.000-06:002008-12-10T13:17:00.000-06:00A pink Nintendo DS? I want one.The list, btw, is e...A pink Nintendo DS? I want one.<BR/><BR/>The list, btw, is endless.Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00227894503764262908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-84790280196149606332008-12-09T20:54:00.000-06:002008-12-09T20:54:00.000-06:00You sure you want to nurse her back to health so q...You sure you want to nurse her back to health so quickly after that?Momisodeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06752015177628948631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-33761599394614894752008-12-09T20:53:00.000-06:002008-12-09T20:53:00.000-06:00*snort*I'll send some flowers to your funeral.*snort*<BR/><BR/>I'll send some flowers to your funeral.Irrational Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04701066159275266042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-48897216734584061542008-12-09T19:02:00.000-06:002008-12-09T19:02:00.000-06:00you might need a place to hide. Come one over.you might need a place to hide. Come one over.Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-51882075139783680712008-12-09T18:26:00.000-06:002008-12-09T18:26:00.000-06:00and you still have extremities? Nice.and you still have extremities? Nice.King of New York Hackshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08202932202319991075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-35851015014879627762008-12-09T17:13:00.000-06:002008-12-09T17:13:00.000-06:00Duh! EVERY husband knows not to say that!Duh! EVERY husband knows not to say that!Weith Kickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14623674196309969313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-91765640069220577622008-12-09T13:03:00.000-06:002008-12-09T13:03:00.000-06:00What? That just...came to you?What? That just...<I>came</I> to you?Jenny Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12943823729806115657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-49178535532066327112008-12-09T13:02:00.000-06:002008-12-09T13:02:00.000-06:00Wha ...? You called her your "sugar mama." No harm...Wha ...? You called her your "sugar mama." No harm in that.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-51044978645989241502008-12-09T12:32:00.000-06:002008-12-09T12:32:00.000-06:00Well, that is one way to go. Do we have to be in a...Well, that is one way to go. <BR/><BR/>Do we have to be in a post apocalyptic world to have a secret bunker full of delicacies? Or can I get one now?blissfully caffeinatedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00857689482419899398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-37331494989418566662008-12-09T11:34:00.000-06:002008-12-09T11:34:00.000-06:00well, since i just have to be a rebel, i'll be on ...well, since i just have to be a rebel, i'll be on your side dan. <BR/><BR/>i would have said, i don't know about the power part, but darn straight i'd be od'd on the sugar! honesty never hurt anybody...<BR/> <BR/>...well, unless you're a man and you tell the truth to one of those trick questions like "does this make me look fat" then you just need to duck and cover (your jewels that is)nonnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15393143364014980535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-11033764698535357942008-12-09T09:35:00.000-06:002008-12-09T09:35:00.000-06:00Those are fighting words right there, mister.Those are fighting words right there, mister.Alihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13804986298540603425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-35968432013676498692008-12-09T09:30:00.000-06:002008-12-09T09:30:00.000-06:00When my husband acts like a thoughtless, insensiti...When my husband acts like a thoughtless, insensitive, jerk, I have learned it is best to try and laugh it off, but if he catches me in the wrong mood ... by Jango ... I aim for the groin - a lesson gleaned from my children; they know where he's vulnerable. Perhaps your wife could enlist the kids to keep you polite until she recovers.<BR/><BR/>Don't say anything but her beauty, especially if it's getting close to time for the next dose of pain meds.Mrs. B. Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07523283961030307659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-8024057118352670192008-12-09T07:05:00.000-06:002008-12-09T07:05:00.000-06:00What I want to know is the motivation behind the s...What I want to know is the motivation behind the statement. Tell us, Dan, how do you really feel?<BR/><BR/>-Chris<BR/><A HREF="http://weathermoose.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">Weather Moose</A>Chris M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01401056649726628580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-9270334855678494802008-12-09T06:33:00.000-06:002008-12-09T06:33:00.000-06:00She might just need to open up a can of whoop-ass!...She might just need to open up a can of whoop-ass!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-75590175898049699322008-12-09T05:51:00.000-06:002008-12-09T05:51:00.000-06:00Beware, LiteralDan! For I shall be there to avenge...Beware, LiteralDan! For I shall be there to avenge her wasted body!unmitigated mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901264130484454602noreply@blogger.com