tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post6650250650710807957..comments2023-09-12T04:13:03.469-05:00Comments on LiteralDan: The secret life of pee-peesLiteralDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-45832419300638316142008-07-18T11:16:00.000-05:002008-07-18T11:16:00.000-05:00Hey, boys aren't strange! We are... ummmmm... uniq...Hey, boys aren't strange! We are... ummmmm... unique? Or wait, no, we <I>are</I> strange, but strange is now the cool thing to be.<BR/><BR/>So there.<BR/><BR/>That's what you get when you are a helpless victim of the patriarchy. Sucker!!LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-48228518832581668832008-07-16T17:31:00.000-05:002008-07-16T17:31:00.000-05:00Great, something ELSE I have to look forward to wi...Great, something ELSE I have to look forward to with my son. Boys are so strange.SherE1https://www.blogger.com/profile/05174348632059084216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-2840458148494901172008-07-07T12:11:00.000-05:002008-07-07T12:11:00.000-05:00Hey at least he's communicating, and at least he's...Hey at least he's communicating, and at least he's going to the bathroom. If it was mine, I'd have to tell him where he needed to go, then he'd run, trip on something, bonk his head really hard on something, and then wet himself.<BR/><BR/>Gotta love that kid!LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-18540482037608180182008-07-06T22:32:00.000-05:002008-07-06T22:32:00.000-05:00Too cute! My 4yo has taken to finding me and poin...Too cute! My 4yo has taken to finding me and pointing to either his penis or his bottom to let me know which he needs to do, then racing off to the bathroom. Boys are too funny!small town city girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07814233008615889778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-2308887843118935302008-07-04T23:21:00.000-05:002008-07-04T23:21:00.000-05:00Mama Dawg: Well, it's about time you all justified...<B>Mama Dawg:</B> Well, it's about time you all justified your existence.<BR/><BR/><B>Mary:</B> Yes, he's very cause-and-effect about it.<BR/><BR/><B>Christy:</B> Hey, it's not so bad. Don't knock it till you've tried it. Kids don't seem to mind it much. To-may-to, ur-i-no<BR/><BR/><B>Kori:</B> I wouldn't dare to claim my skills are as advanced as that, but hopefully it comes with time.<BR/><BR/><B>Rikki:</B> You're welcome. But "wiener" does have its charm, especially for a toddler. We just figured he has all the time in the world to learn as many of the thousands of euphemisms (and growing... no pun intended) for the aforementioned appendage.<BR/><BR/><B>Jenny:</B> Like all men before him, he has to first learn the company line before he learns to break it, judiciously.<BR/><BR/><B>Middle Aged woman:</B> I bet you have plenty of stories of your own to make the parenting of toddlers bearable-- luckily(?) we all get our turns with each lovely time of whiny high-maintenanceness.<BR/><BR/><B>ciara:</B> Don't get too carried away, buddy<BR/><BR/><B>TentCamper:</B> I grant you your dominion, but isn't there enough pee to go around? And I'm with the latter more than the former.<BR/><BR/><B>Swirl Girl:</B> I'd say men have rights as the crotch-grabbing originators-- the cuppers are the copycats.<BR/><BR/>That's a fair point... I guess I was picturing winter time, with pelts keeping all the important bits warm. Ahh, how I long for such simple days...LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-48113126854357425602008-07-03T20:05:00.000-05:002008-07-03T20:05:00.000-05:00I guess grabbing one's penis is the male equivalen...I guess grabbing one's penis is the male equivalent of cupping one's va-jay-jay...as my girls do in very public places.<BR/><BR/>Oh- and the pretrained cave men were naked (or just a bit furry) so pee-soaked clothing was not an issue.Swirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-47820406184684889282008-07-03T15:11:00.000-05:002008-07-03T15:11:00.000-05:00OK...Now you are delving into my territoy. I am t...OK...Now you are delving into my territoy. I am the pee guy!<BR/><BR/>But I do have to say that I still grab my penis when I have to pee...sometimes. Then again sometimes I just grab it cuz I am a guy.TentCamperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00911767583033104298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-68682556817687479322008-07-03T11:29:00.000-05:002008-07-03T11:29:00.000-05:00your welcome for all the good things woman help yo...your welcome for all the good things woman help you men do LOL and lmao @ jenny's comment about men having to grab it for EVERYTHING LOLPamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12365631315923740004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-35521342164095033522008-07-03T10:48:00.000-05:002008-07-03T10:48:00.000-05:00This is just the sort of story that makes the pare...This is just the sort of story that makes the parenting of teenagers bearable.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-52228118245088240762008-07-03T10:19:00.000-05:002008-07-03T10:19:00.000-05:00Your welcome. And you're a guy...you should know m...Your welcome. And you're a guy...you should know men have to grab their schwantz for EVERYTHING. Geez. You're totally lying to him! :)Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09634733644664392980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-83667353258825340982008-07-03T09:34:00.000-05:002008-07-03T09:34:00.000-05:00I think I have to teach my son to call it a penis....I think I have to teach my son to call it a penis. Sounds so much better than him referring to it as a wiener.<BR/><BR/>Thanks LiteralDan!Rikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14025201939720600124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-1348449606973874592008-07-03T09:13:00.000-05:002008-07-03T09:13:00.000-05:00Yet one more parent talent, X-Ray visions-along wi...Yet one more parent talent, X-Ray visions-along with eyes in the back of the head and mind reading. My now 14 year old still does not know how I found out that he was spending his afternoons hangning out with a kid whose house he was not supposed to go to; neither can my daughter figure out how I knew she was kissing a guy in the park. I will never tell.Korihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17523892197119604721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-5295167409784164182008-07-03T09:06:00.000-05:002008-07-03T09:06:00.000-05:00I guess it's a good thing I have girls b/c I'm not...I guess it's a good thing I have girls b/c I'm not sure I'd know what to do with that. I will say though, if I were of the male persuasion, I think I'd prefer the manipulative skill of women over being covered in pee. lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-87271044246894852202008-07-03T08:45:00.000-05:002008-07-03T08:45:00.000-05:00So he knows if you see him do that, he has to go t...So he knows if you see him do that, he has to go to the bathroom and it still doesn't mean to him that he must need to go. He just wants to thwart your magical powers of somehow, some way knowing he needs to go to the bathroom. He's so very 4 and doesn't have to listen to you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-2685272494458093842008-07-03T08:02:00.000-05:002008-07-03T08:02:00.000-05:00Yeah...see, we're good for something!Yeah...see, we're good for something!Mama Dawghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147noreply@blogger.com