tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post7411573659865079484..comments2023-09-12T04:13:03.469-05:00Comments on LiteralDan: Wanted: Baby for "questioning"LiteralDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-77501659385595531962009-03-19T00:54:00.000-05:002009-03-19T00:54:00.000-05:00"Little-man bits" made both my wife and I laugh qu..."Little-man bits" made both my wife and I laugh quite a bit.<BR/><BR/>Those fellas need to breathe sometimes, lady!LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-70240796652343224442009-03-18T22:07:00.000-05:002009-03-18T22:07:00.000-05:00My own delinquent tries this tactic regularly to a...My own delinquent tries this tactic regularly to avoid the application of diaper, pants, or any other means of restraining his little-man bits.poosemommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01831041071109831330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-7467860145417479632008-04-30T20:29:00.000-05:002008-04-30T20:29:00.000-05:00SherE1: Indeed, it is a tough lot in life I've dra...SherE1: Indeed, it is a tough lot in life I've drawn.<BR/><BR/>TerriRainer: So much for reassurance and consolation... :-)LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-15899475128779838162008-04-30T13:50:00.000-05:002008-04-30T13:50:00.000-05:00OMG HOW CUTE IS SHE?!?!You are screwed...she'll ha...OMG HOW CUTE IS SHE?!?!<BR/><BR/>You are screwed...she'll have you wrapped for the next few decades.<BR/><BR/>:) TerriTerriRainerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301763290901887933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-41814700178528083142008-04-30T10:36:00.000-05:002008-04-30T10:36:00.000-05:00I wouldn't want to have to be the judge or jury fo...I wouldn't want to have to be the judge or jury for THAT cuteness!SherE1https://www.blogger.com/profile/05174348632059084216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-30481973096554786302008-04-29T23:31:00.000-05:002008-04-29T23:31:00.000-05:00Mama Dawg: I'll have to set up some kind of nanny ...Mama Dawg: I'll have to set up some kind of nanny cam to see when she might be having these training sessions-- thanks for the tip!<BR/><BR/>Mrs. B Roth: Oh, J- and I have learned the hard way about holding our smiles in for the good of the household. Man, it gets hard sometimes. We just have to hold it until the kids leave the room, but we have a good time letting it out later-- that's one of the best parts of this blog!<BR/><BR/>Christina: I get the feeling she won't be too much different all around at that age.<BR/><BR/>Christy: I'll have to keep an eye on you from now on... actually, I may just go ahead and ask you to harbor her for awhile here and there.<BR/><BR/>ender: Oh yeah, that thing gets going pretty fast, in capable 4-year-old hands. And thankyaverymuch<BR/><BR/>theneatos: I'll have to remember that when I'm next in Judge J-'s courtroom. Probably tomorrow, knowing me :-)<BR/><BR/>Mary: And that's all the more impressive, considering the general condition of Ms. Hilton's face.LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-50681873791037737672008-04-29T19:30:00.000-05:002008-04-29T19:30:00.000-05:00Oh, those cute girls always get off with barely a ...Oh, those cute girls always get off with barely a slap on the wrist. They just smile at that judge and look sweet and pretty. Even Paris Hilton only got an hour in jail.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-47691380149974545732008-04-29T16:40:00.000-05:002008-04-29T16:40:00.000-05:00You are some kind of crazy judge. No defendant th...You are some kind of crazy judge. No defendant that looks like that will ever get her sentence upheld. It's just the nature of the beast ... the more personality, the easier to get out of sentencing! <BR/><BR/>Best of luck trying, though :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-16386184004059637832008-04-29T14:20:00.000-05:002008-04-29T14:20:00.000-05:00lmfao. escaped with the plasma car, huh?well writt...lmfao. escaped with the plasma car, huh?<BR/><BR/>well written!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-35912669562469420212008-04-29T13:40:00.000-05:002008-04-29T13:40:00.000-05:00That is funny! Let it be known, if I happen upon t...That is funny! Let it be known, if I happen upon the suspect in question, I will most likely become guilty of harboring a fugitive--she's too cute to be handing over to the authorities!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-22252163186210371382008-04-29T13:28:00.000-05:002008-04-29T13:28:00.000-05:00She's still going to win with the cuteness plea at...She's still going to win with the cuteness plea at 16...be ready!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-40751380942096023522008-04-29T13:26:00.000-05:002008-04-29T13:26:00.000-05:00Hang up your judge's wig thing! This is clearly a ...Hang up your judge's wig thing! <BR/>This is clearly a case of a cute young girl swaying the judge with her feminine ways. <BR/><BR/>Today it might be petty vandalism, but tomorrow it could be sharpie on the carpet; today's ear piercing squeals will be tomorrow's screeching "poo poo face." I speak from experience. <BR/><BR/>These criminals may appear innocent and their deeds insignificant, but without proper discipline ... well, let me just tell you ... rubbing alcohol gets sharpie out of carpet, but one chuckle at a "poo poo face" and you might as well change everyone's name to poo poo face.Mrs. B. Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07523283961030307659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-18865382422839149482008-04-29T12:57:00.000-05:002008-04-29T12:57:00.000-05:00I sincerely believe that she took lessons in this ...I sincerely believe that she took lessons in this craft from my daughter who on many occasions, acted the same exact way. It could even be argued that my daughter in turn, learned it from other "suspects" that came before her and they in turn learned it from others. <BR/><BR/>It's a never ending circle. I applaud your effort in trying to eradicate this meaningless (yet completely adorable) rite of passage. <BR/><BR/>If she ends up getting caught, you may want to recommend that "D" be her public defender. <BR/><BR/>Good Luck.<BR/><BR/>Emily<BR/>http://www.twodogsrunningsouth.blogspot.com/Mama Dawghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147noreply@blogger.com