Here's the latest batch of quotes from my wife J-, my 5-year-old son D-, my 2-year-old daughter M-, and me:
D- (talking about his "girlfriend" of the last month or so): Jessenia and I are going to get married. And then we're going to have a baby. (I ask him what they'll name it) Ummm, Joseph... Toys.
M- (on toilet, happily): Something's coming out... (mischievously) Guess what it is??
Me (getting a look from J- after I jokingly joined her in scolding herself for dropping pictures behind the scalding radiator): What?! I thought we were berating you as a couple for your clumsiness!
D- (casually telling my mom about his abovementioned girlfriend): Yeah, we're in love, so we're going to get married. (remembering) Oh, and I'm also going to marry Naya!
M- (rightfully infuriated with D-): No D-, those are mine! (he gleefully ignores her) Stop it! (lunging towards him with outstreched hands) I will choke you!
Ha! My niece told me her friend in her class told her he loves her (they're 3 yrs old) and that she loves him back. Her dad was really upset. ;)
ReplyDeleteSounds like you've got a bigamist on your hands.
ReplyDeleteOh wow, rookie move, that. You never berate your wife under any circumstances!
ReplyDeleteI love the sound of D and M - the little poopers!
Ok. I give up. What was coming out? :)
ReplyDeleteM- sounds like a force to be reckoned with.
ReplyDeleteHaha, every day's an adventure, eh?
ReplyDeleteYes it is, and hopefully nothing to adventurous happens as we head downstate for Thanksgiving in a moment.
ReplyDeleteHave a safe and happy holiday, everyone!
Why do I love toilet humor so much? Man, that was funny!!! :)
ReplyDeleteLol. Your family quotes always make me laugh.
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