Here are some recent quotes, this time just from my 3-year-old daughter M-:
M- (in response to helpful advice from her 6-year-old brother D- during a game with dolls): I know-- I'm careful with babies. ...But sometimes I bop them.
M- (shouting at D-, on more than one occasion): I'm NOT going to MARRY you anyMORE!
M- (apropos of nothing, while playing outside): My kids, when I have them, will have to work all day.
M- (using the The Tattling Voice): D- is tattling on me!
M- (having just walked up to me, using a conversational tone): I threw my baby in the dungeon, because at the rate she was going? She was going to JAIL. At the rate she was going...
M- (informing us of a little bit of obscure trivia): You know what chicken is made from? ... It's chickens!
She is awesome and very correct. But please don't give her any babies to bop.
ReplyDeleteWill you make her work ALL day?
She sounds like every crazy woman I've ever met. Nice to know the next generation of men will have it just as hard as we have.
ReplyDeleteFinally, an answer to the puzzling chicken question!
ReplyDeleteShe actually might be on to something with that whole "My kids will work all day" proclamation.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? I thought my kids would work all day too, but now look at me.
ReplyDeleteI REALLY love it when kids tattle that others are tattling!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay... not really, that was a lie.
Can your daughter put my kids to work?
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