Here are some recent quotes from my 3-year-old daughter M-, 6-year-old son D-, and wife J-:
D- (to me, around 1pm one day, with an awfully judgmental tone for a kid who stayed in his jammies till 5pm just two days earlier): How come it's like... 3 o'clock in the morning and you're still not dressed?
J- (solving the age-old problem of no one wanting to hear about your dreams): I had this weird dream... about lesbian sex.
M- (about as successful as her brother trying to say "sanitizer"): My teacher has snatininizer in our class-- she's got buckets of it.
D- (while playing with M-, in a Motivational Speaker voice): Think teamwork!
J- (sweet-talking me in her usual way, describing some guy who shares my name among other similarities): He's just like you! ...But uglier.
Lesbian sex! HAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThat J-. What a sweet-talker!
ReplyDeleteThe kids has a point. Get dressed for work. A new concept appreciated in many offices.
ReplyDeleteYour wife would make a great dude. Always say the person in the story is uglier. Always.
ReplyDeleteI teach in a computer lab. *I* need buckets of snatininizer, too!
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