28 December 2010

The ultimate stocking stuffer

Look what I found in my stocking this year:Contents: 1 baby, batteries not included
A two-day-old baby? It's another Festivus miracle!

Editor's Note: He's very tiny.


Alright, fine, I can provide more information... we'll call him E-; he was born 6lbs, 5oz, and 19in long. Here we go again!
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18 comments:

  1. The Microblogologist12/28/10, 8:25 PM

    OMG, I don't get a chance to read your blog in forever and a day and you go and have a baby while I'm away!? He is sooooo cute! When are you bringing him to the middle of Iowa so I can get baby cuddles? Congrats =)

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  2. Mary12/28/10, 9:47 PM

    I want one....

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  3. Anonymous12/28/10, 10:10 PM

    awww.....so sweet. i wish i could smell him. i love tiny baby smell.

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  4. BloggerFather12/28/10, 11:35 PM

    Dude! Congratulations!

    (And just in time for the tax-break!!!)

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  5. Pam12/28/10, 11:44 PM

    wth? when did this happen? HOW? lol just kidding. congrats...and he's adorable :o)

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  6. Sarah L12/29/10, 1:18 AM

    A boy who knows how to make his entrance! So very cute! Yet I still hope he grows fast, learns fast! Congrats to your happy family.

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  7. Irish Gumbo12/29/10, 5:56 AM

    Wow! A finer gift I cannot imagine. Congratulations, and what a way to kick off a new year!

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  8. unmitigated me12/29/10, 6:18 AM

    Did he come with instructions? These newer models are all electronic.

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  9. Anonymous12/29/10, 6:26 AM

    I was expecting sarcasm and you surprised me with cuteness! Congratulations!

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  10. Burgh Baby12/29/10, 8:53 AM

    Congratulations!

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  11. Renee12/29/10, 10:20 AM

    Congratulations, AND he's adorable.

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  12. Russ12/29/10, 2:36 PM

    Merry Christmas and Congrats!!!

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  13. Kevin McKeever12/30/10, 3:34 PM

    Congrats to you and the Mrs., Dan!

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  14. Shannon12/31/10, 7:59 AM

    Congrats, again! And you were right... I did get a kick out of this photo!

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  15. Bad Momma1/1/11, 5:02 PM

    You must have been VERY good this year! Congratulations!

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  16. Dawn1/2/11, 1:24 AM

    *LOVE* it!!

    Bet your wife was wishing it was that easy.... E- arriving in a stocking and all ;)

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  17. Joanie1/4/11, 10:30 PM

    Congratulations!!! I had a baby on the day after Christmas... well 20 years ago!

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  18. Vodka Mom1/28/11, 10:37 PM

    og MY GOD!!!!!!!!! He is to DIE FOR!! I want one.

    maybe.


    kind of.

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