Here's a selection of some recent notable quotes, this time (again) all from my very quotable 5-year-old daughter M-:
M- (apropos of nothing one day, after she'd been playing by herself.... possibly a sign she may have been playing with her older brother too much): I would be a great astronaut-killer! (asked to elaborate) It's a guy who attacks and fights astronauts!
M- (showing off her strength, before almost falling over a basketball her little brother E- had accidentally rolled in her path): I can carry this HUGE chair, Dad! ... As long as E- keeps his BALLS out of the way...
M- (coming breathlessly into our room one morning, after we'd ignored an automated call identified as coming from my wife's teacher union): It's an URGENT call, on the answering machine-- it's an emergency! They're attacking our pensions, and our rights, and we need to vote!
M- (referring to Silly String, in a voice like a commercial): Kids LOVE this stuff!!
Letting you and the world know she will conquer the world!
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hahahahaha I love this post! Maybe the teachers' union would want to hire M to handle future recorded phone calls since she can impart the urgency so well.
ReplyDeleteHa! I loved the union one.
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ReplyDeleteMen and their balls...always in the way of something.
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