28 December 2010

The ultimate stocking stuffer

Look what I found in my stocking this year:Contents: 1 baby, batteries not included
A two-day-old baby? It's another Festivus miracle!

Editor's Note: He's very tiny.



Alright, fine, I can provide more information... we'll call him E-; he was born 6lbs, 5oz, and 19in long. Here we go again!

18 comments:

The Microblogologist said...

OMG, I don't get a chance to read your blog in forever and a day and you go and have a baby while I'm away!? He is sooooo cute! When are you bringing him to the middle of Iowa so I can get baby cuddles? Congrats =)

Mary said...

I want one....

midlifenatalie said...

awww.....so sweet. i wish i could smell him. i love tiny baby smell.

BloggerFather said...

Dude! Congratulations!

(And just in time for the tax-break!!!)

ciara said...

wth? when did this happen? HOW? lol just kidding. congrats...and he's adorable :o)

Sarah L said...

A boy who knows how to make his entrance! So very cute! Yet I still hope he grows fast, learns fast! Congrats to your happy family.

Irish Gumbo said...

Wow! A finer gift I cannot imagine. Congratulations, and what a way to kick off a new year!

unmitigated me said...

Did he come with instructions? These newer models are all electronic.

Neena said...

I was expecting sarcasm and you surprised me with cuteness! Congratulations!

Burgh Baby said...

Congratulations!

Renee said...

Congratulations, AND he's adorable.

Russ said...

Merry Christmas and Congrats!!!

Always Home and Uncool said...

Congrats to you and the Mrs., Dan!

Shannon said...

Congrats, again! And you were right... I did get a kick out of this photo!

Bad Momma said...

You must have been VERY good this year! Congratulations!

Dawn said...

*LOVE* it!!

Bet your wife was wishing it was that easy.... E- arriving in a stocking and all ;)

Joanie said...

Congratulations!!! I had a baby on the day after Christmas... well 20 years ago!

Vodka Mom said...

og MY GOD!!!!!!!!! He is to DIE FOR!! I want one.

maybe.


kind of.