Here's a selection of some recent quotes from my 4-year-old daughter M-, 6-year-old son D-, and wife J-:
M- ("agreeing" with me after being told she had to eat lunch instead of play with her favorite toy dog, Woof): Okay-- as soon as I'm finished with The Adventures of Woof, then I'll eat lunch.
D- (confused, then disappointed, realizing he accidentally got up in time for school all by himself): Is it a school day??
M- (sadly not yet accurate): ...It was a long time ago. I mean, not like when they used to fight WARS, and everything... I mean like a few DAYS ago.
J-'s student (transcribed, for later write-up purposes, without any context at all on a Post-It note stuck to my DVD J- brought back from school): Say my name one more time and this spoon's going up your ass!
M- (talking to me from the bathroom, as she's wont to do): So was that popcorn supposed to be an "appetite" before lunch?
25 March 2011
Classic quotes, Vol. 29
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Doesn't everyone carry on conversations whilst in the bathroom?
Just me?
Wait... don't answer that.
I was trying to figure out what generated the hemorrhoid ad at the bottom of this post but then I saw where the spoon was going to end up. Funny.
I want to attend the Adventures of Woof.
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