Here are a few more titles of fiction and nonfiction books I might write, if I ever manage to finish something* that takes more than 10 minutes at a time:
Leftover Birthday Cake: Why Parents Have Been Having Children Since Ancient Times
Why Would I Even Have To Forewarn You To Not Put That In Your Mouth??
Enter Title Here: Sometimes I Put Things Off A Bit Too Long
Put That Down: When I Said I Wouldn't Tell You Again, I Meant After This Time
I'm Starting To Understand Why People Demolish And Rebuild, Waste Be Damned: A Home Remodeling Story
* Such as writing a decent blog post of substance.