My 5-year-old daughter M- is still working out the kinks in her understanding of numbers, as evidenced by our recent conversation below:
M- (putting on her most comically dignified voice as she approaches me, clutching a bundle of imaginary balloons): I would like to buy these... 8 balloons, please.
Me (like a bored street vendor who knows he's got you right where he wants you, but doesn't much care anymore): That'll be four hundred dollars, please.
M- (still with the voice): I don't have that much money.
Me: Then you don't have any balloons, either.
M- (sliding toward her normal voice, as she tries valiantly to keep this one from getting away from her): How about this, how about we bargain: I will bring the number down to: six... million dollars.
Me (slipping out of character in disbelief): Six million dollars? DOWN to $6 million?!?
M- (regaining her Monopoly-guy voice in full glory): Or wait... How about... I pay you what you asked for. Here you go! (sprays fake money at me and runs)
So in the end, she acted pretty much like me in every negotiation I've ever been forced into.
You may enjoy my previous M- conversations, (8YO son) D- conversations, and (wife) J- conversations.