Pretend I'm more on-the-ball and it's still Valentine's Day, and enjoy this then-appropriate conversation I had awhile back with my now-5-year-old daughter M-, when she saw just how many yogurts I'd picked up at the store while she was at school:
M- (joking, with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, while standing at the fridge): Wow! The Mom yogurts made a LOT of baby yogurts!
Me: Oh? All by themselves?
M- (without a trace of doubt): Yes!
Me (foolishly playing with fire, for my own amusement): Without any help from Daddy yogurts?
M-: No. (thinking twice) Well, a LITTLE help, maybe. They help do stuff like carry heavy things, and pack up the clothes for them, and stuff. (taking the opportunity to drop another hint of a present idea) Like their roooooooobes...
You may enjoy my previous M- conversations, (7YO son) D- conversations, and (wife) J- conversations.