1. If only they made giant diapers that still fit snugly on a toddler, I would gladly slap one of those on M- each night and sleep like a med student through the morning, while she fed and entertained herself with the many things I'd generously leave in her crib.
2. I referred to a cartoon chipmunk in a children's television show as "kind of an a**hole" with as much forethought and seriousness as I would the friend of a friend.
3. It's hard to write amusing "confessions" after somberly reading through PostSecret for more than an hour.
4. I find it oddly freeing to stop this list at four items on a day such as this, the fifth day of the week and month.*
* And yet, look at the time stamp.