The following is a conversation from this weekend, between my 2-year-old daughter M- and her beleaguered doll (seen here) who is definitely not voiced by me:
M- (announcing to the room, for at least the seventh time): That's your bagina! See that? It's your bagina.
Doll (with a suspiciously familiar, exceedingly high-pitched voice): Yes, I see that... can I have my pants back now, please, so everyone can stop looking at my "bagina"?
M- (not looking up from tending to the other doll in her arms): No you can't.
You may also enjoy my other (4 YO son) D- conversations, (2YO daughter) M- conversations, and (wife) J- conversations.