23 November 2009

Classic quotes, Vol. 20

Here's the latest batch of quotes from my wife J-, my 5-year-old son D-, my 2-year-old daughter M-, and me:

D- (talking about his "girlfriend" of the last month or so): Jessenia and I are going to get married. And then we're going to have a baby. (I ask him what they'll name it) Ummm, Joseph... Toys.

M- (on toilet, happily): Something's coming out... (mischievously) Guess what it is??

Me (getting a look from J- after I jokingly joined her in scolding herself for dropping pictures behind the scalding radiator): What?! I thought we were berating you as a couple for your clumsiness!

D- (casually telling my mom about his abovementioned girlfriend): Yeah, we're in love, so we're going to get married. (remembering) Oh, and I'm also going to marry Naya!

M- (rightfully infuriated with D-): No D-, those are mine! (he gleefully ignores her) Stop it! (lunging towards him with outstreched hands) I will choke you!

9 comments:

Aunt Juicebox said...

Ha! My niece told me her friend in her class told her he loves her (they're 3 yrs old) and that she loves him back. Her dad was really upset. ;)

Badass Geek said...

Sounds like you've got a bigamist on your hands.

natalie said...

Oh wow, rookie move, that. You never berate your wife under any circumstances!

I love the sound of D and M - the little poopers!

Jill said...

Ok. I give up. What was coming out? :)

Mary said...

M- sounds like a force to be reckoned with.

tattytiara said...

Haha, every day's an adventure, eh?

LiteralDan said...

Yes it is, and hopefully nothing to adventurous happens as we head downstate for Thanksgiving in a moment.

Have a safe and happy holiday, everyone!

Mrs4444 said...

Why do I love toilet humor so much? Man, that was funny!!! :)

Amorous Rocker said...

Lol. Your family quotes always make me laugh.