12 June 2009

Alert: Do not allow this child to babysit

Baby Frankenstein eating her miraculous creationTo help keep your families safe, I feel compelled as a responsible parent and citizen to advise you to never let this unassuming, violent soon-to-be-felon (shown here eating the graham-cracker-legs off a still-breathing craft-project-person she made, playing Dr. Frankenstein solely to satisfy her cannibalistic urges), babysit your children.

If you do, your baby may end up like this one:

Just a decapitated baby doll... nothing to see here, folks
To be honest, though, they HAD to have been expecting this to happen when they attached the doll's head with heavy-duty elastic cord in addition to the standard pseudo-spinal arrangement.

Or was she set up?!?*



* She wasn't.

8 comments:

Middle Aged Woman said...

Since my daughter's dolls were always nekkid, should I be concerned about her becoming a sex offender?

Mama Dawg said...

Dude, she's just being kind to the doll. The doll didn't believe her when she asked your daughter if her butt looked HUGE and your daughter said no. Since she couldn't see for herself, your daughter just helped her.

I totally believe she was set up.

Mary said...

But she's so cute.....

Mrs. B. Roth said...

Today I found all the Little Einstein "action" figures trapped inside the toy microwave. It was disturbing. "We don't cook our friends, Sagan," big brother reminded baby sister. Add Sagan to that No-Babysit List.

Jake Alger said...

Noted.

Swirl Girl said...

At least her dolly is not anatomically correct and certain, more tenuous, body parts are gnarly, dude.

Wendy said...

Occasionally my oldest (6) would do obnoxious questionable things to my youngest (2.5) such as trying to tie him to the doorknob or lock him in the dark bathroom, etc, he'd get all indignant and say, "But he LIKES it, Mom!"

Mmhmm, sure he does!

The Microblogologist said...

It was so D- who did it, not that sweet innocent little girlchild ;)