18 November 2009

Book Review: Spongebob's Feelin' It!

When you see this, the cover of the infant-tactile-stimulation book SpongeBob's Feelin' It!, are you as unnerved as I am at this answer to the question, "What is SpongeBob doing when he's not filming his show?"

Book cover of How did this pass all of the various committees that surely had to approve its creation? Are they even paying attention anymore, when they're not busy cashing checks labeled "SpongeBob Toothbrushes", "SpongeBob Glucose Monitors", and "Actual Square Pants"?

I mean, just look at that satisfied smile on his bucktoothed face! Chilling.

Then again, haven't you always wanted to find out exactly what kind of pants those famous trousers are? Corduroy? Canvas? Chino? Well, SpongeBob really wants you to find out.

Not unlike my previous experience with the book I Went Walking, I'm too terrified to open this one up to find out what's inside.

But I know someone who's not: whoever belongs to those little eye stalks peeking over the arm of the chair...

You may enjoy my previous attempts at book reviews. I'll write one someday that might actually be useful for someone, somehow.


Joe @ IrrationalDad said...

I will never read a SpongeBob book. MARK MY WORDS!

Anonymous said...

I'm unnerved by the fact that it actually looks like you blurred something out of his photo. Then my mind starts thinking what it might be and I go to a very bad place. (hanging head in shame)

Middle Aged Woman said...

I was gonna write something, but Neena creeped me out. Oh! Wait!

"You may enjoy my previous attempts at book reviews. I'll write one someday that might actually be useful for someone, somehow."

I like these better. Regular book reviews are everywhere.

Ali said...

I'm guessing corduroy. Are they corduroy?

Trooper Thorn said...

I think all Sponge Bob is feeling is the overwhelming desire to support Sarah Palin as Republican nominee in 2012.

Chris M. said...

Squeeze me...yeah....right there...ooooooooooooooooo

Weather Moose

Mrs. B. Roth said...

Sponge Bob - hi quality entertainment. Gary ... those are Gary's eye stalks. His pet snail. (But you knew that didn't you ... you are just pretending you don't sing "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA???" in the shower. Imagine THAT y'all!)

Always Home and Uncool said...

Disturbing on soooooo many levels.

Claude said...

I just like spongebob!

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