When you see this, the cover of the infant-tactile-stimulation book SpongeBob's Feelin' It!, are you as unnerved as I am at this answer to the question, "What is SpongeBob doing when he's not filming his show?"
How did this pass all of the various committees that surely had to approve its creation? Are they even paying attention anymore, when they're not busy cashing checks labeled "SpongeBob Toothbrushes", "SpongeBob Glucose Monitors", and "Actual Square Pants"?
I mean, just look at that satisfied smile on his bucktoothed face! Chilling.
Then again, haven't you always wanted to find out exactly what kind of pants those famous trousers are? Corduroy? Canvas? Chino? Well, SpongeBob really wants you to find out.
Not unlike my previous experience with the book I Went Walking, I'm too terrified to open this one up to find out what's inside.
But I know someone who's not: whoever belongs to those little eye stalks peeking over the arm of the chair...
You may enjoy my previous attempts at book reviews. I'll write one someday that might actually be useful for someone, somehow.