...Sneaking off to leave a secret (and aptly named) number 2 in a potty chair*, despite months of using the adult toilet, so everyone else can be baffled for hours by the mystery stench that just won't flush away.
Now that I think about it, this is a pretty good prank, and I know I have a built-in scapegoat...
* In our defense, it's been used mostly as a stepstool for awhile now.
19 comments:
Step stool. Appropriate. Maybe she was just being ironic. You may have a prodigy on your hands!
Awesome. I've been sending mischevious vibes her way for MONTHS now and it's finally paid off!
You're welcome.
That's just wrong. Now I need to keep an eye on my boy.
NICE.
Does she not have ankles, or are they made of rubber? Her posture looks impossible in that picture.
I think the scarecrow is in on something...
What's wrong with doing that? I love hiding poo. Often in the tank above the toilet (called an "upper decker").
Haaaaa! That's awesome. One more thing I have to look out for...thanks for the head's up!
She's two and doing it on the toilet?? Crap! You're lucky!
At least it wasn't in the potty for sale at the store. That's where my niece left her little gift.
If you are going to try and pass of your dump as your toddlers, you need to eat some playdough and lego just in case the droppings are inspected.
THAT'S the girl I want in kindergarten!!!
lol
That kid has quite a sense of humor!
Damn. That's funny.
LOL I'm torn between whether I'd be grossed out or laughing if I found that myself.
Kids are brilliant.
That's hilarious.
This is one of the benefits of reading the blog of someone with a child older than mine... I'll file this one away.
Man, I can't wait for potty training.
We do the same thing with our potty chair (stepstool, not mystery dumps), and I was just thinking that I need to get rid of it...you've just motivated me.
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