After loading the trunk with groceries one day last week, I was pleased to walk into the following exchange when I got back in the car with my kids:
M-: You are handsome!
Me: Thank you, ba...
M- & D-: No! No!...
M-: Not you, Daddy, D-!!
D-: Yeah, Dad, she was talking to me.
Me: ... Okay, thanks.
For more ridiculousness, check out my (4YO son) D- conversations, (2YO daughter) M- conversations, and (wife) J- conversations.