Here is Episode 8 in the beloved series of quotes from around our house:
D- (while tying his robe belt around the door knob and chain lock, after I said "Stop"): Stop what?
M-: I'm mess-see!
D- (also the Voice Of My Stomach at most meals): I want some more of that taste, please.
M- (reaching into D-'s pants pocket): I'm takin' money!
J- (to me, after I suggested we go get some very delicious pancakes): Dude... don't tease a fat woman* with pancakes!
D- (looking at a globe): Are any of these states bad?
* Alert: Exaggeration for the sake of self-deprecation.