Here is another rule for life as subliminally dictated by my 4-year-old son D-:
1. Whenever one or more action figures are set aside, they must always be lain in a 69 position. Certain case-by-case exceptions are allowed only when a position of equal or greater inappropriateness springs to mind.*
(Updated to add picture)
* The nascent mixture of permanently naked dolls on our floors should soon make this rule even more titillating.