Here are a few more recent quotes from my 8-year-old son D- and my 5-year-old daughter M-:
M- (after
M- mentioned kitten scratches and J- & I both sang "cat scraaatch feverrr" accompanied by mouth guitars): Is that from a commercial for a hospital??
D- (incredibly intense, as M- began to urgently tell me about something unimportant while I was "sleeping" on the couch): M-, are you INSANE?!?
M- (holding up a paper saying "POO" in large letters): Look, I spelled "pool"!
M- (speaking sternly to her 2-year-old brother E-, who is obsessed with her stuff): As I already ESTABLISHED, this pink ball is MINE!
And a classic from this summer, when we were desperately trying to bathe 8 kittens to rid them of a flea infestation:
M- (eyes wide, enjoying the carnage): It's like a KITTEN nursery in here! Except a kitten nursery run by DRUNK people, who have no idea what they're doing!
12 December 2012
Classic quotes, Vol. 42
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2 comments:
Proud she can read pool with that silent L?
Why would any sane child want to wake a parent from a nap? Wouldn't that cut into mischief time? Plus the repercussions of waking daddy...what WAS that girl thinking?
On the other hand, the "as I have already established" quote is gold.
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