31 August 2010

Amusing searches, Vol. 10

Here are more of the most amusing searches that brought people here recently, with no particular theme this time.

(All search strings are reprinted exactly as they were entered, and the search text links to the post at which the visitor arrived.)

santa peeing on roof (Toronto, Ontario) - That's right, Santa gave up on coal for naughty children years ago. He just wasn't getting through to them like he does now.

why do people act dramatically - I don't really know. But I have a question for you: WHY do you always ask me questions like this??!? Because you hate me?!?? I'm never speaking to you again, in fact I'm never speaking to anyone again, because I'm going up to my room to DIE. Forever!

you're awfully fidgety (Jacksonville, FL) - How can you tell that from there??!? Is your ISP located in Jacksonville, but your mobile device is located INSIDE MY HOUSE?

if my son was born 10/9/08 how old is he (Norristown, PA) - Let me take just a second and a half for you here... 22 months. 22 months.

sexually irresistible (Columbia, MO) - Ah, dammit... you people can find me on the Internet now?! I've gotta get my name changed again...

how people become self conscious (Durban, South Africa) - Well, first you start thinking way too much about yourself and how the world perceives you, then you become immovably obsessed with the fact that, like every single other person in the history of the world, your entire existence is ridiculous and unnecessary in every way.


Father Knows (Travis) Best said...

Sexually irresistible also is the name of Tom DeLay's blog. Weird, huh?

Mary said...

Well, really is there a bathroom on the sleigh? It's a long night and people don't want him using their bathroom.

Keith Wilcox said...

Um, you're awfully fidgety, dude! HAHA. Well, Santa peeing on a roof is a new one for me. Why in the heck would anybody be looking for santa peeing on a roof? But, I suppose people do. I'm going to have to look at my keywords now!

Kevin McKeever said...

The only thing people come looking for on my site are photos of lice.