Here are more of the most amusing searches that brought people here recently, this time all dealing with parenting concerns.
(All search strings are reprinted exactly as they were entered, and the search text links to the post at which the visitor arrived.)
• 10 yr old daughter likes to be naked (Toledo, OH) - You're in for a long couple of years, my friend. Good luck.
• I keep losing my patience with my 3 year old (Milton, Ontario) - That's because they're infuriating little bastards, just like you were when you were three. It's a charming part of our core to which we all return whenever we're feeling cranky, even in our golden years. You'll have your revenge!
• baby onesies that say my daddy is an obsessive bastard (Bradford, PA) - Hey... that hurts.
• help for the stay at home dad with the ungrateful wife (Palm Desert, CA) - I only wish I had some way of helping you, sir, but I've never been able to solve this particular problem for myself. Don't worry, though (face held dramatically in hand) I'll get along, somehow...
• I am at home and not busy (Kerava, Finland) - I am quite jealous and borderline homicidal.
• personal hygiene for kids (New Delhi, India) - I think it says it all that when you searched this term, it took you to a post about orangutans.
30 November 2010
Amusing searches, Vol. 12
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Lol - nice! I thought my kids were the only ones that wore that onesie. Onesie singular, they handed it down.
Makes me highly wary of what I type into my search engine!
ungrateful wife? Are you a grateful husband?
Zip n Tizzy, have no fear, it's all completely anonymous! And the locations are only those of people's ISPs, so mine would often be reported as over 2 hours away, for example.
If anything, YOU could start freaking ME out by clicking to my site from a progressively more horrifying and specific series of searches, ending with something like "I'm in your house, standing RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"
Actually, that sounds like a potentially awesome prank...
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