05 March 2008

Mommy's new watch

Get your Mom & Me watches FREE!I don't know how many of you have seen this, but Rice Krispies boxes (at the very least) currently have an irresistible offer of "Mom & Me" watches. As you can see, these watches are not cartoonishly juvenile and cheap, but rather they are classy, understated, and a steal at twice the price.

All the box demands is that Mommy take off her boring old watch (one that can never be counted on to spice things up by losing or gaining time intermittently throughout the day), and replace it with this one, which is clearly the only genuine way a parent can express love and solidarity with her offspring.

I can only conclude that Snap, Crackle, and Pop hate fathers, as they fully exclude them from this offer. I'll get along, somehow...


Anonymous said...

I don't know-- you could always got the Hot Wheels watch if you really love your child. It's in a manly black. Somehow I think the supplies will last much longer than March of next year. Maybe till sometime in the next century.

LiteralDan said...

Not if I can help it! We're going to eat Rice Krispies like there's no tomorrow, and clear out every watch they have! Woohoo!